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Keeping me and my pals entertained and my heid out the lavvy!
Random thoughts and nonsense from a 50ish year old woman with an addiction to red wine and wham bars. From the East End of Glasgow, trying to keep the heid and failing!
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Robbing Banks, Thursday 7 May 2020, Day 50
Ain’t no runnin, when you’re robbin a bank! Day 50 I canny believe that’s it’s 50 days since I was told to work from home, despite the...
Malky
May 7, 20202 min read
Fancy a Cuppa? Wednesday 6 May 2020, Day 49
To the right now, To the left, Take it back now y'all, One hop this time, One hop this time, Right foot two stomps, Left foot two stomps,...
Malky
May 6, 20203 min read
Ding Dong, DPD Calling, Tuesday 5 May 2020 Day 48
Let's get physical, physical, let me hear your body talk! My ambition is to emerge from lockdown with a nice physique like Lois Griffin...
Malky
May 5, 20202 min read
If you go down to the woods today. Monday 4 May 2020, Day 47
Lookout weekend 'cause, here I come, because weekends were, made for fun! It's Monday again, I hope you all had a smashing weekend, mine...
Malky
May 4, 20202 min read
Sangria and Sombreros, Friday 1st May 2020, Day 44
Oh, this year I’m off to Sunny Spain, Y Viva España, I’m taking the Costa Brava ‘plane, Y Viva España! My eyes are moving but I don’t...
Malky
May 1, 20202 min read
Better out than in, Thursday 30 April 2020, Day 43
Like a gust of wind, you head me off sometimes, like a gust of wind, you push me back every once in a while. The one good thing about...
Malky
Apr 30, 20202 min read
A night at the pics Wednesday 29 April, Day 42
Lets all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobby and get ourselves a treat. I only have council TV and a few...
Malky
Apr 29, 20202 min read
Fuck up in communication Tuesday 28 April 2020, Day 41
My over-bite clenched, set in place, like a stack of polished, bright white dinner plates hand in my pocket, straight jacket mind, yeah,...
Malky
Apr 29, 20202 min read
What a wonderful world, Monday 27 April 2020, Day 40
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay, my my my what a wonderful day, plenty of sunshine heading my way, Zip-a-dee-doo-dah now, Zip-a-dee-ay! I...
Malky
Apr 29, 20203 min read
Good Vibrations, Friday 24 April 2020, Day 37
Doctor, Doctor give me the news I’ve got a bad case of loving you. After yesterday’s update I got a message off my brother asking me...
Malky
Apr 29, 20202 min read
Skiving bastard, Thursday 23 April 2020, Day 36
She works hard for the money, so hard for it, honey, she works hard for the money, so you better treat her right. What a blinking day...
Malky
Apr 29, 20201 min read
Operator, where can I direct you, Wednesday 22 April 2020, Day 35
Hello, hello, baby, you called, I can't hear a thing, I have got no service, in the club, you see, see Wha-wha-what did you say? Oh,...
Malky
Apr 29, 20202 min read
Will you just shut the fuck up, Tuesday 21 April 2020, Day 34
Get up in the morning ride the bus. Get up in the morning like the rest of us. Places to go, important people to meet. Better not get up...
Malky
Apr 29, 20204 min read
The aff it’s heid show Monday 20 April 2020, Day 33
What you going to do after they have all gone home. How are you going to play all on your own, its not much fun being all alone. Good...
Malky
Apr 29, 20202 min read
Don’t try and blackmail me ya prick, Friday 17 April 2020, Day 30
Let’s talk about sex baby. In fact, let’s not, and not because it might have me reaching for Tam Hughes’s phone number but because my big...
Malky
Apr 29, 20204 min read
No sure I can’t take this anymore, Thursday 16 April 2020, Day 29
Someday, I wish upon a star, wake up where the clouds are far behind me, where trouble melts like lemon drops, high above the chimney...
Malky
Apr 29, 20201 min read
A woman on the edge, Wednesday 15 April 2020, Day 28
Confusion in her eyes that says it all. She's lost control. And she's clinging to the nearest passer-by. When I go to the shops I see a...
Malky
Apr 29, 20203 min read
Road trip, Tuesday 14 April 2020, Day 27
I’ve been driving in my car, its not quite a jaguar. Was that weekend weather no pure smashing, though taps were still oan, beers were...
Malky
Apr 29, 20202 min read
I just want macaroni, Thursday 9 April 2020, Day 22
I've got a hundred dollars and a mattress on the floor, I could make you macaroni, we could eat it on the porch, I'll play you a song on...
Malky
Apr 29, 20203 min read
Are you deaf? Wednesday 8 April 2020, Day 21
It’s 3 am, 3 am eternal Ya banger, it’s 3 am, gonna get your lazy ass out your bed and turn off your poxy car alarm , can you no hear it?...
Malky
Apr 29, 20201 min read
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