Skiving bastard, Thursday 23 April 2020, Day 36

She works hard for the money, so hard for it, honey, she works hard for the money, so you better treat her right.

What a blinking day it’s been at work, working but not in work, you know what I mean. I’ve had to think strategically, (gaze out the window with a serious look on my face), decipher information and try to turn it into plain English. It’s like being Columbo always having to go back and ask “one more thing”.

Cutting to the chase what I’m really trying to tell you is that I have no random nonsense today, you better not be all like thank fook for that! Cause I’ll be back with a bumper edition tomorrow and since it’s Friday it will be a cheeky one.

In the meantime, I would like you to ponder that age old question

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound and does anyone really give a fuck?

Answers on a postcard to the Aff it’s heid show, C/O Malky, Hame will dae me.