Are you deaf? Wednesday 8 April 2020, Day 21

It’s 3 am, 3 am eternal

Ya banger, it’s 3 am, gonna get your lazy ass out your bed and turn off your poxy car alarm , can you no hear it? Everyone else in the blinking Street can, you don’t need to go outside just aim and point from the window!

3.21 am - I’m starting to twitch

3.34 am - knuckles are turning white

3.53 am - sweating buckets cause my heid is stuck under the pillow

4.18 am - search drawers for ear plugs, canny find them, raging

4.31 am - search drawers again, I fucking know the earplugs are in there somewhere

4.38 am - put the light on, search drawers again, yaaassss found them

4.38.26 am – alarm stops

Are you there God? It’s me Malky, please give me the wisdom, the inner strength and patience not to break lockdown curfew and take a baseball bat to the neighbour’s car.

Amen