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Random thoughts and nonsense from a 50ish year old woman with an addiction to red wine and wham bars. From the East End of Glasgow, trying to keep the heid and failing!
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That’s what it’s all about, Woah! Friday 14 August 2020, Day 149
Stumble out of bed and fall into the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition, yawn, stretch, lean back and scratch my arse! Last week I...
Malky
Aug 14, 20203 min read
Stake out, Friday 31 July 2020, Day 135
I'm on a stakeout, I've got a plan in mind for you, I'm waiting till the time is right! Get your lucky White Heather, three sprigs for a...
Malky
Jul 31, 20203 min read
Belters Bar Part Deux, Friday 17 July 2020, Day 121
Let me photograph you in this light, in case it is the last time that we might be exactly like we were before we realized, we were sad of...
Malky
Jul 21, 20204 min read
Belters Bar Part One, Wednesday 15 July 2020, Day 119
The hair’s coming off tomorrow, so I got to hang on till tomorrow, come what may, tomorrow, tomorrow, I’ll love me tomorrow, it’s only a...
Malky
Jul 15, 20202 min read
Mirror, Mirror, get off the wall, Friday 10 July 2020, Day 114
My mirror staring back at me, I couldn't get any bigger Last week the sun was splitting through my kitchen window, out of the corner of...
Malky
Jul 10, 20202 min read
I’ll be back, Thursday 2 July 2020 Day 106.
But it was Just my imagination, once again runnin' away with me. It’s July enough said! Would you credit it, the aff it’s heid show...
Malky
Jul 2, 20204 min read
Your no so smart now are you! Friday 26 June, Day 100
Video killed the radio star! Would you believe it, it’s been 100 days since I was told to work form home, am I still sane? Well I am...
Malky
Jun 26, 20203 min read
Good things come to those who wait, don’t they? Monday 22 June, Day 96!
My head is in a spin, my feet don’t touch the ground! Pure, dead brilliant man, even though my hairdresser is not opening for a while yet...
Malky
Jun 22, 20202 min read
Don’t stop believing, Friday 19 June, Day 93.
Give them the old Razzle Dazzle, Razzle Dazzle them! This week has flown in quicker than me getting into the pub when Nicola says we can....
Malky
Jun 19, 20203 min read
Don’t you forget about me, Friday 12 June 2020, Day 86
It’s what you wear from ear to ear and not from head to toe, that matters! I recognised this week, I’m in danger of getting stuck in a...
Malky
Jun 12, 20202 min read
In and out, Monday 8 June 2020, Day 82
Old McDonald had a farm, ee i, ee i o and on that farm, he had a……you’ve got to be kidding me man! There’s a young family who live in the...
Malky
Jun 8, 20203 min read
Hip Hip Hooray, Friday 5 June 2020, Day 79
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, I look even more like Dr Emmett Brown and I feel I live in a cage in a zoo! Wow canny believe...
Malky
Jun 5, 20203 min read
You wanna pizza me? Tuesday 2 June 2020, Day 76
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore I tell you I was over the freaking moon last Thursday when I found out...
Malky
Jun 2, 20204 min read
Say cheese, Friday 29 May 2020, Day 72
Girls on film (two minutes later), Girls on film, (got your picture), Girls on film! Its day 1 of phase 1, and it’s the weekend, Ya wee...
Malky
May 29, 20203 min read
Potty Training, Wednesday 27 May 2020 Day 70
Ooh aah just a little bit…. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to peel off a pair of pee soaked skinny jeans? Neither did I, and...
Malky
May 27, 20204 min read
Holding your flower is no gonna help, Friday 22 May 2020, Day 65
And so, I’m running just as fast as I can, hoping that nobody grabs my hand, trying to get, to get to the loo, then I tumble to the...
Malky
May 22, 20204 min read
The Bucket List, Tuesday 19 May 2020, Day 62
Who's that girl, who's that girl, when you see her, say a prayer and kiss your heart goodbye! Well thank the lord and everyone’s granny...
Malky
May 19, 20202 min read
With friends like that, Thursday 14 May 2020 Day 57
Cause you were not right, You, were just righteous, with a friend as good as you, who needs enemies? I guess we all make mistakes!...
Malky
May 14, 20203 min read
The Tollcross Tootsie’s, Wednesday 13 May 2020, Day 56
I go to sleep, sleep, and imagine that you're there with me, I go to sleep, sleep, and imagine that you're there with me, I was wrong! I...
Malky
May 13, 20203 min read
Where the fook are my Marbles, Tuesday 12 May 2020, Day 55
Im givin’ up yeah, Im givin’ up yeah, Im givin’ up searching, searching, searching to find! At the weekend I lost my marbles, not the...
Malky
May 12, 20202 min read
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