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Keeping me and my pals entertained and my heid out the lavvy!
Random thoughts and nonsense from a 50ish year old woman with an addiction to red wine and wham bars. From the East End of Glasgow, trying to keep the heid and failing!
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Crash and Burn, Tuesday 28 January 2025.
If you need to crash, then crash and burn. You're not alone. Over the last year people have asked me, what’s happened to you blog? when...

Malky
Jan 28, 20255 min read
Anger Management, Saturday 18 February 2023.
“But don’t look back in anger, I heard you say” Whenever I had a rant to my mum about the tortured events in my life, like the pure...

Malky
Feb 18, 20234 min read
Mr Freeze anyone?
After 20 weeks of training, I can’t quite believe it’s only three more sleeps until I take part in a Half Marathon. After a five-year...

Malky
Sep 29, 20225 min read
Welcome to the 50 Club, Monday 20 June 2022, day 825!
When I was a child every single thing would blow my mind, soaking it all up for fun, but now I only soak up wine! I recently had a...

Malky
Jun 20, 20224 min read
Office Ready, Tuesday 5 April 2022, Day 749
Oh, the Deadwood Stage is a-rollin' on over the plains, With the curtains flappin' and the driver, slappin' the reins, a beautiful sky,...

Malky
Apr 5, 20224 min read
The Fixer, Saturday, 12 February 2022, Day 696!
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell! I cried out loud when I heard Meat Loaf died, I’ve never really cried for someone...

Malky
Feb 12, 20225 min read
Let’s talk about text baby!, Wednesday 8 December 2021, Day 630!
All I see is emojis, all I see is emojis, Emojis emojis emojis emojis emojis! A lot of the time I really struggle to pronounce words and...

Malky
Dec 8, 20214 min read


My drawers are empty and ready to be deep cleaned! Friday 24 September 2021, Day 555!
A couple of weeks ago I was allowed to go into the office, even though it was only to clear my desk and drawers out, I was sooooooooo...

Malky
Sep 24, 20214 min read
Two weddings, a square slice, and an epic fall, Thursday 19 August 2021, Day 520!
It’s a nice day for a white wedding, it’s a nice day to start again! With the easing of restrictions, it’s lovely to see some normality...

Malky
Aug 19, 20214 min read
It takes more than a physical attraction, Sunday 20 June 2021, Day 460!
It's an uncharted sea, It's an unopened door, But you gotta reach out, you gotta explore ! There’s not many things that make me squirm in...

Malky
Jun 20, 20213 min read
Ordinary? I don’t think so pal! Wednesday 17 March 2021, Day 365, One Year, Yes One Year !
You've got a heart of fire, it's gonna take you higher, just let it flow, look at you glow, you got to know, that you're an extraordinary...

Malky
Mar 17, 20214 min read
I want to suck your .....! Friday 5 March 2021, Day 353
You cut me open and I keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love! Don’t you just love spring? The daffodils are out, days are brighter, baby...

Malky
Mar 5, 20213 min read
Not tonight darling I really do have a sore heid! Thursday 11th February 2021, Day 332
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic, Like Sting, I'm tantric, Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy! After getting into a state of...

Malky
Feb 11, 20214 min read
New Year, New Me? Maybe aye, probably naw! Wednesday 13 January 2021, Day 304.
Ain't about how fast I get there, Ain't about what's waiting on the other side, It's the climb! Gee wasn’t it a surprise that 2021...

Malky
Jan 13, 20212 min read
Merry Christmas, Friday 18 December 2020, Day 278
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas, let your heart be light, from now on our troubles will be out of sight. Wow can you believe it’s...

Malky
Dec 18, 20203 min read
The once a year drinker, Wednesday 9 December 2020, Day 269
Are you hanging up your stockings on the wall? Tomorrow afternoon is my teams virtual Christmas Party, it will certainly be different...

Malky
Dec 9, 20204 min read
Who you gonna call? Friday 13 November 2020, Day 244
Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without, come on, I'm talking to you, come on. I had one of those days a few...

Malky
Nov 13, 20204 min read
Trick or Treat? Treat or Trick? Friday 30 October 2020, Day 230
I am the one hiding under your bed, Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red, I am the one hiding under your stairs, Fingers like snakes...

Malky
Oct 30, 20204 min read
How you doing? How you really doing ? Friday 9 October 2020, Day 205
Whoa, I'm happy in my mental health, Whoa, these conversations with myself, Whoa, they say that only time will tell, Whatever I'm happy...

Malky
Oct 9, 20203 min read
Mork calling Malky, come in Malky, Monday 5 October 2020, Day 201.
Till it's over and then, Shh shh, it’s nice and quiet, Shh shh, but soon again, Shh shh, starts another big riot! Someone said to me...

Malky
Oct 5, 20203 min read
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