Some cunt is always watching, Monday 6 April 2020, Day 19

Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you.

I woke up this morning with a painful crick in my neck I’m not surprised though, I spent a lot of Saturday and Sunday crouched low at the window keeping an eye on number 67 to see if Tam Hughes came out, he did more than a few times.

I wondered if he knew I was watching him, then wondered if he was watching me wondering if I was watching him? He’s not exactly got Tom Jones’s stature but for a man in his 80s he’s not too bad, I’ve added his number to my contacts just in case.

So, my pal Catherine has resigned over her lockdown trips, well I sure as hell am not going to miss her daily IM Jolly updates. One trip I can maybe understand to check her house, but two that’s just taking the out and out piss. What would possess you to do that, she must have known that someone would find out, her neighbours are probably on a retainer by the press to stalk her movements and grass her in.

What do you think her, and Nicola’s long chat was like? I don’t think it was that long, I think it went something like this……

Nicola – Are you friggin stupid, wtf dae you think you were playing at swanning aff to Fife, it’s bad enough you’re flouting the rules but showing aff an aww that you’ve got two houses when folks are losing their jobs and no got enough money tae eat, are you a fooking banger. Is ma job no hard enough without some dour faced ejit with a stick up her arse causing me pure grief when she’s suppose tae have my back. Arrrrrgggg I need a long vodka!

Catherine – I’m am truly dreadfully sorry Nicola, I must confess I was not thinking as clearly as I should have been….

Nicola – Just shut up and get away fae me, here you forgot this, Bang! “right on the mouth”

Let’s hope Dr Gregor Smith does a better job in the interm.

No kidding on here btw, ITV2 showed Groundhog Day on Saturday, really, honestly do I need anything else to remind me that I am living in that effin film right now, and then, and then and then…… ITV showed the disaster movie 2012!

Cuídate y sé excelente el uno con el otro.