A new song, Monday 30 March 2020, Day 12

Six o’clock already I was just in the middle of a dream I was kissing Will.I.am by a crystal blue Italian Stream……. BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, wtf, omg that wasn’t Will.I.am that was Steve fae work, his brother from a different mother I was kissing. NIGHTMARE, I have the pure fear, as I woke up smiling.

On the plus side I don’t have to travel to work so back under the duvet for a while.

I am buzzing for the week ahead, I had a great weekend it was lovely and quiet, just what the doctor ordered 😊. Talking about doctors, see that Dr Catherine Calderwood, Chief Medical Officer of Scotland she is obviously a bright woman and I wouldn’t want to be doing her job, but could she be any dourer faced, Rev IM Jolly was a ray of sunshine compared to her.

Honestly, every time I watch her, I feel utterly depressed, no personality, no change to tone of voice and no encouraging body language. I truly understand that she is delivering a very serious message but come on tae France man.

I would love to see her singing (to the tune of, if you’re happy and you know it)

If you want to stay alive wash your hands

If you want to stay alive don’t touch your face

If you want to stay alive, want to stay alive, if you want to stay alive, stay indoors

Ok now you have the song in your head you won’t forget!

Get the weans to sing it, it can be the modern version of ring a ring of roses.